I Was Today Years Old When I Learned That Imagine Dragons and American Authors Are Two Different Bands

Imagine Dragons band members
The Imagine Dragons Band Members (I think)

Let me set the scene:

I was sitting at my cramped desk in my home office, half-listening to the playlist Spotify curated for me this morning while working on a report for my job.

Suddenly, a classic from my high school days — “Best Day of My Life” — filled my phone’s…